This is Radio Tabs beaming to you from pyrate satelite...which is a homage to the Clash....
My Mother asked me when I was a child What do you want to be when you grow up Tabs?" I replied with a sheepish grin, "Well I thought I could become a pimp, or maybe a pet food taster, how bout a mens room attendent? Just think of all the tips I could get from handing out towels?" Hmmmm, but on further reflection I thought no it would be far better to be Paris Hilton, a media whore. Only I am not so good looking, as young nor so stupid. "Mommy its not fair." Well honey if life were fair you wouldn't have billions. So here I am.