10/17/2008 After watching the MS Pelosi interview this author had his 119TH dream.
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In that dream MS Pelosi was greeting the peons as they entered the The United States of Walmart. Exclaiming to one and all what a wonderful governing experience they were all going to have in the US of Walmart. Stating that Health Care could be found on aisle 6 and that Walmart was running a "Red Light" special on "military style green fatigues" on aisle 12.
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It was about that time that El Presidente" Barrack "CHE" Obama made his appearance sporting the latest in Wallmart military green fatigues while chomping on a "Presidente" sized cigar (you see he has given up cigarettes as befitting his image as leader of the people. Cigarettes are just not good for you and as such are not covered by the government health care plan). El Presidente made busy handing out bananas to the peons as a symbol of the republic. Exclaiming, "Bananas and Charlie Rose for everyone, VIVA LA Revolution!" El Presidente "CHE" Obama in his first interview as leader of the junta stated that the first thing he did upon moving into the White House was unfold his childhood poster of "Che" and paste it over the portrait of George Washington. The second thing "El Presidente" did was change the name of the White House as it could be construed as being racist. Today it is known as "El Supremo's Headquarters." Which is very fitting for a leader of the "taxpayers" government.
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It was about that time that this author woke up and faced the cold reality of the morning and thought we need a little comedy tonight.